Quote from Ron Swanson in New Slogan
Ron Swanson: Can I help you? Andy: Maybe. I was out at the jazz club last night scouting bands for the unity concert. And I saw something very interesting. Ron Swanson: [closes door with remote] I am Duke Silver. Andy: You have a twin brother. Both: What? Ron Swanson: I have a twin brother. Andy: You are Duke Silver? Ron Swanson: Yes, I am Duke Silver. [Andy laughs] The only other people who know are Tom and April. So, please, keep it to yourself. Andy: Are you kidding me? You are really good! You are, like, the saxophone player for the California-raisins-good. No joke. You know what? I'm booking you... for the unity concert. Ron Swanson: Absolutely not. My musical career is private. If my secret got out, this office would be waist-deep in women's undergarments. Andy: No, I'm in charge of booking the bands for the concert, and I say, you're in. You're gonna play right after Bobby Knight Ranger. It's a night ranger cover band where they only wear read sweaters. It's gonna be epic!