Councilman Jamm: Hey! Thanks for coming, Knope. I knew we were besties. What do you got in there for me, some dirty mags?
Leslie Knope: No! These gift baskets are for innocent victims... not for jerks who got stung because they were laughing at other people's pain.
Councilman Jamm: Whatever. Got a lotta filth in my kindle anyway. We can just hang. Wanna come up?
Leslie Knope: What?