April: Is this land mine still functional?
Ron Swanson: Partially. Why?
April: Because I want to blow up Donna's desk so I can teach her a lesson about what happens when you skip work.
Ron Swanson: I'm not sure that's how you should go about this.
April: I'm kind of her boss, now, but I still feel weird disciplining her. What do I do?
Ron Swanson: Look her in the eyes and tell her exactly what you need from her. Be mature, direct, and firm.
[cut to:]
Donna: What? Some fool just slammed me on Yelp.
[aside to camera:]
April: I took Ron's advice. I very maturely and straightforwardly left anonymous comments about Donna online.