Leslie Knope: [on the phone] Hey. Are you on the lot? Is everything okay?
April: Uh, not really. Public works put up a giant padlock on the fence and a sign that says "No trespassing."
Leslie Knope: That probably doesn't apply to us.
April: There's also a sign that says "Especially Leslie Knope."
Leslie Knope: Well, Leslie Knope is a very common name. There's a professor in Copenhagen named Leslie Knope. They probably mean him. Do they mean the professor?
April: Yeah, there's a picture of you also. And two huge security guards.
Leslie Knope: Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha. I love them both equally.