Craig: Okay, focus up, you little monsters! Not you, Erica. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here. Now, is everyone ready to hear the best music you've ever heard in your miserable little lives?
Kids: No!
Craig: Okay, then, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... What even do you call yourself?
Andy: Yeah, I--
Craig: Oh, it's too late! Please welcome Johnny Karate and his magical guitar stick!