Chris: On the other hand, there are some benefits to being married: Taxes, health insurance, and I don't have to feel weird when hotel employees call me "Mr. Perkins."
Ann: Yeah, that makes me feel weird too. Maybe we should. I don't know anymore.
Chris: "Maybe we should. I don't know anymore." Ann, that is a beautiful sentiment.
Ted: Okay, you're all set. Credit card's been fully refunded.
Chris: Perfect timing. We are going to buy this ring. Charge it. [down on one knee] Ann Perkins, will you marry me?
Ann: I don't know!
Chris: [laughs] Me either! Maybe let's not?
Ann: Yeah, I think maybe not.
Ted: Okay. Ring's yours again. Hello?
Chris: Actually, we don't want the ring.
Ted: Unbelievable.