Quote from Ron Swanson in The Cones of Dunshire
Donna: [on the phone] No, thank you. I will let him know. That was that couple you liked at the open house. Ron Swanson: I despised them. Donna: Well, they just came back with a new offer and jacked that shizz up. Way over asking price. Tom: Ron, who cares who they are? That's a massive bid. I'ma be a mogul. Ron Swanson: I bought that cabin 18 years ago for $2,200. I do not care about the money. Tom: I can't even understand what you're saying right now. Ron Swanson: That cabin served an important purpose for me, as a quiet refuge from the nonsense of modern life. I'd like the next owners to understand and share that purpose. Find me someone like that, and I'll happily sell.