Councilman Jamm: All right, so, in conclusion... fluoride, chemical, tiny genitals, misinformation, panic, death, Jenny McCarthy.
Leslie Knope: Well, I don't know, councilman. That was a little dry. What do you say we have some fun, huh? Check this.
[on video:]
Kyle: Plain water? Yuck. I'm bored.
Tom: Then try this. [hip-hop music]
[Kyle transforms into a scantily-clad, male model:]
Man: What the-- What just happened?
Tom: That water contains teeth dazzler, which makes your teeth stronger and starts a party in your mouth.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: What? Fluoride's boring, guys. Boo! Welcome to T-dazzle. It's not a chemical. It's an aquatic-based social-media oral experience.
Tom: Everyone who tweets at T-dazzle in the next hour will be entered to win an exciting plain blue T-shirt. I say "T," you say "dazzle." "T."
All: Dazzle.
Tom: "T."
All: Dazzle.
Tom: "T."
All: Dazzle.