Leslie Knope: Hey, Jessica! Did you do something to your hair? Because, sister, you look good enough to eat. Num num num num num.
Jessica Wicks: What do you want, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: You can't punish Ben for something I did. It's not fair. I love him, and I will do anything to help him get his job back. What do you want?
Jessica Wicks: I want you to formally apologize for what you said about Sweetums. I want you to say that we're a moral, upstanding corporation that you're proud to have in Pawnee. And when you make your apology, I want you to wear a lime-green pantsuit because it will look horrible on you. You are such an autumn.