Ann: No! Ann does not want a tattoo. No one wants a tattoo.
Leslie Knope: Ann, relax. Be "respitable" for a second, okay? What we are doing is not nuts. We are merely getting tattoos so that everybody knows we love each other and that we haven't peaked.
Ben: It makes a lot of sense.
Ann: Okay, we're leaving, all right? So say good-bye to the nice man and thank me for saving you from being on Dateline.