Chris: I am scaring you!
April: I could see you. There's, like, a million mirrors in front of me. And you're never gonna make me not miss Andy, okay?
Chris: What about this? I'm Burt Macklin, friendly lifeguard.
April: Burt Macklin is not a lifeguard. He's an FBI agent.
Chris: Really? That's even harder to believe.
April: Just stop, okay? Your lame attempts at trying to cheer me up are not working. Now I'm sad that I miss Andy and sad that I can't make fun of you to Andy.
Chris: I understand. I'm sorry. I've failed you, both as a scary monster and a friend.