Perd Hapley: [on TV] Too close to call, a real nail-biter, anybody's game... These are three phrases you won't hear tonight, as Leslie Knope has been voted out of office. What was expected to be a close race...
Leslie Knope: What did he say?
Perd Hapley: ...Has actually been a not close race. Pawnee voters have decisively removed Leslie Knope...
Ben: Honey, I'm so sorry.
Perd Hapley: ...From the City Council.
Jerry: [sings] I got-a the pizza pizza time, it's-a pizza time!
Chris: Larry, everyone is miserable, and you are only making it worse.