Tom: Now, I know high-end, Internet-only lifestyle magazine really isn't your scene, so Donna and I wrote up some cocktail banter and some conversation snippets for you to practice so you can fit in.
Ron Swanson: "Annabel, could I be more jels of your low-lights right now?" "I mean, O.M.Squee, talk about bangs envy."
Donna: Oof, you got a long way to go, Swanson. Let's go again, from the top.
Ron Swanson: I regret everything.