Leslie Knope: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Jamm, I thought this bill was tabled?
Councilman Jamm: Yes, and I called a special session and un-tabled it. What's up with the roller skates?
Leslie Knope: I was about to attend a roller skating birthday party for my husband, but this is more important.
Councilman Jamm: Yeah, I don't care. I'm a blades guy.
Leslie Knope: Point of order! The councilwoman wishes to speak on this issue.
Councilman Jamm: Will the councilwoman yield her time so we can vote on this sucker?
Leslie Knope: No, I will not yield. Nor will I yield for the rest of the evening.
Councilman Jamm: A filibuster? Are you dookin' on my chest right now?
Leslie Knope: No! Gross!