Ben: We need to talk.
Ron Swanson: That has never been true.
Ben: I think I know what's happening. Thinking about how to divide up your possessions for when you die, it's tough, confronting your own mortality, and I think it's got you spinning a little bit. Am I right?
Ron Swanson: Wow. I had not considered that. Yes, I think that maybe you are on to something. Yeah.
Ben: Just know that it's perfectly healthy to be thinking about-- Oh, you're joking.
Ron Swanson: Yes, son, I am. First joke ever. Don't care for it.