Ann: Can we please talk about what happened back there?
April: What, Ann? I just stole your phone and texted every guy in it that the baby was theirs. It's not that big of a deal.
Ann: Listen, I know you don't believe this, but I care about your future. And I'm just a little disappointed that you're just not following through with this.
April: Yeah, it's not about following through, okay? I was on the fence about whether I wanted to do it. And as soon as I got there, I just had a gut feeling that it wasn't right for me, that's all.
Ann: So, just like that, boom--huge life decision made?
April: That's how I make all my life decisions. My gut is always right, okay? It was right about marrying Andy, and it was right when it told me that you would be the worst person I would ever meet in my life. And I've met Guy Fieri, Ann. [chuckles] So gross!