Ann: All right, so you have everything you need for orientation?
April: Yeah, an empty Sprite can, an old man's fingernail in my pocket, and a picture of Patrick Ewing on a roller coaster. I'm all set.
Ann: Great.
Ann: Hi. My friend here is enrolling in the vet school next month, and she would like to be shown around.
Laura: Totally, happy to. I'm Laura.
April: I'm April Ludgate Kevorkian.
Ann: So you go with Laura, who seems really nice and does not deserve to be tortured. And I will come meet up with you after I finish at the baby store.
April: Sure you wanna leave me here with her? What if I'm a murderer?
Ann: [laughs] Oh, that's funny.