Bjorn Lerpiss: Bjorn Lerpiss of the Pawnee Lerpiss family. There was supposed to be a Paunch Burger in this lot next to my house. And then, you stripped my freedom by putting a park there. Now, if I wanna start my day off with a triple-decker pancake breakfast pizza, I gotta go to the one that's 10 minutes away, and that makes me 20 minutes late to work every day. I work at home.
Chris: Have you ever considered not eating that for breakfast?
Bjorn Lerpiss: I'll never consider that.
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Leslie Knope: This feels strangely personal. Maybe it's because they're all standing up saying how much they hate me as a person.