Chris: The Councilman is away... Good luck to you both.
Councilman Jamm: Luck has nothing to do with it, Chris. Yeah, I could be a pro!
Leslie Knope: Wow, you are on fire, Jeremy. Having fun?
Councilman Jamm: Mmhmm.
Leslie Knope: I think this proves that this is a wonderful place that brings joy to people's lives and brings a community together.
Ron Swanson: It's also a place that costs the taxpayer $9,000 in annual subsidies.
Councilman Jamm: [blows raspberry] You guys sound like school.
Chris: I have two important pieces of caddy information. Councilman Jamm leads by eight strokes, and you are both about to set a course record. For friendship. On to the next hole.