Andy: Well, hello, Burly, Chang.
Burly: Hey, man, what's up?
Andy: I was just over at the bar, enjoying a wonderful night with my co-workers who all talked about how awesome I was, and I look up, and what do I see? A band. But you're missing something like, uh, I don't know, your lead singer/songwriter/ T-shirt designer/nacho chef. What's up?
Burly: First of all, your nachos are terrible. No one's had the guts to tell you. Why don't you melt the cheese?
Andy: [scoffs]