April: What are you doing here, Jerry? I thought you were fired.
Jerry: I wasn't fired. I retired.
Andy: That's what they all say.
Ron Swanson: I asked Jerry to come in. That new intern wasn't working out, so I got rid of him.
Donna: Once again, I object in the strongest possible terms.
Ron Swanson: Once again, noted. I have also asked Jerry to come in a couple hours a week until we find a permanent replacement.
April: Ugh, just when we were rid of him?
Tom: Yeah, I don't know, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Are you hearing me, son? Jerry will come in once a week, and everyone will get to watch him eat and talk to him about anything he might do or say or fart.
Tom: Welcome back, Jerry.
Jerry: Thank you. Oh, it feels good just to be ba-- [trips]
Andy: [chuckles] Classic new guy.