Tom: Ron, ask me if I'm sad.
Ron Swanson: No.
Tom: Ron, I'm the new Jerry.
Ron Swanson: Well, is whining going to do anything about it? You don't want to be a whipping boy. Stand up for yourself.
Tom: You don't understand, Ron. I already was Jerry. I was a skinny Indian kid in South Carolina, and it sucked. It took me 12 years, but I reinvented myself. I'm a business owner. I wear dope suits. I have fur underwear. It was all for nothing. I'm back to being a Jerry. All right. I gotta buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.