Quote from Andy in Article Two
Leslie Knope: From this year hence, a volunteer will represent Ted in our town's most historic and cherished tradition. This year, the honor goes to Mr. Garth Blundin! [all cheer] Garth Blundin: Huzzah, I'm Ted! I'm Ted! Andy: I'm Ted too, guys. Leslie Knope: Andy! Andy: Yeah! Leslie Knope: He's naked, everybody! Put that away! Andy: We're all Ted! Yeah! Leslie Knope: No, Andy! [all cheering] Andy: Whoo! Garth Blundin: Thank God. I don't know how to swim.