Ben: What's that?
Ann: Well, since I can't give her a waffle iron for breakfast day, I am making her a miniature Leslie out of breakfast food.
Ben: Good lord. Well, listen, I've been thinking. How would you feel about going in on the waffle iron together?
Ann: Seriously? That would be great, but whose holiday are we celebrating?
Ben: Well, I think I may have a plan that'll get us out of breakfast day and waffle day and all the other days without making us seem like ungrateful people who are annoyed at how amazing Leslie is.
Ann: Dude, whatever it is, I'm in.
Ben: Okay, great.
Ann: What should I do with this?
Ben: Just burn it and bury the ashes and pray it doesn't haunt you.