Tom: Got it.
Leslie Knope: Okay, now let's not read anything. That's an invasion of his privacy. Let's just look at his browser history and his inbox and his outbox and his Facebook page.
Andy: Yeah, he doesn't have any new emails.
Tom: Oh, my God. It's true. He hasn't gotten an email in... 12 days! Is he a ghost? The only ones he gets are spam. And he responds to them. I think I'm gonna be sick.