Quote from Chris in Article Two
Chris: Ron Swanson and April Ludgate, literally my two favorite people in the catalogued universe. Ron Swanson: April will not be participating in your pointless course because she has more important things to do like not participating in your pointless course. Chris: I just want April to become as great a department head as yourself. Ron Swanson: Which is why this is pointless. I've been head of the Parks department for 12 years, and I never had any "management training" course. Chris: Ron, you've never been "CTMTS'ed?" I am legally required to CTMTS every department head. Otherwise, we are open to all kinds of liability. Ron Swanson: What are you saying? Chris: I'm saying that tomorrow during the seminar, April is going to have a classmate. And spoiler alert... April: It's Alf. Chris: It's you. Ron Swanson: This went poorly.