Quote from Ben in Article Two
Ben: Somebody swooped in at the last second, and now we're both screwed. Ann: No. Okay, Tyrion Lannister, why don't you just cast a spell and get us the waffle iron back? Ben: Oh, okay. I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't. The Lannisters, while very wealthy, do not possess the magical abilities of, say, the warlocks of Qarth for example. Ann: This is why we don't hang out.