Chris: Please write down what you hope to gain from the seminar, seal it in the envelope, and then we'll open it when it's over.
Ron Swanson: When is this over?
Chris: As soon as you learn to embrace the power of positive motivation. It's a nine-hour seminar over two days.
April: Whoa!
Ron Swanson: Oh, good.
Chris: All right, let's begin. Hop on board "The Management Train." First stop, Motivation Station. [blows train whistle] All aboard!