Garth Blundin: Imagine those who were up against Chewbacca 'cause that's gonna happen. After a beat, Luke says, "Darth Vader was my father, but Ben Kenobi was my master." And he cuts Hannibal Lecter in half.
Leslie Knope: Mr. Blundin, look, the laws I'm trying to get rid of have no more relevance in modern society and they're embarrassing to Pawnee. Repealing them would show that we're changing with the times.
Garth Blundin: You can't just change the charter willy-nilly. You start by casually repealing a couple of "old laws," the next thing you know, your jack-booted storm troopers are kicking in my door and arresting my wife for no reason if I were married.
Leslie Knope: By "jack-booted storm troopers," do you mean the Pawnee Police Department? Hey, Clyde.
Police Officer: Hi, Leslie. Good Danish today.