Leslie Knope: I will be there to help you, okay? I will be your Pocahontas. Climb into my papoose. Please do this. Please, please. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You're gonna do it.
April: Okay.
Leslie Knope: Yes! Yay!
April: But only if you divorce Ben.
Leslie Knope: Hey, don't even joke about that.
April: What? I really think he's wrong for you.