Leslie Knope: Anyhoo, I nominated you for the position, and your confirmation hearing is in three minutes. Surprise.
April: No, I don't want the job. You can have your mud and blood back.
Leslie Knope: April, please, you will be so good at it. You are so good with animals.
April: Even if I wanted the job, I don't want to do the stupid confirmation hearing, okay? Stupid councilmen asking me stupid questions about my stupid life-- it seems stupid.
Leslie Knope: No, it's easy. They'll just ask you a few questions. Let's practice. What's your name?
April: Batman. See? I failed.