Leslie Knope: So why do you want this job?
Jerry: Well, I love cats, and dogs sure are great.
Chris: Well, you have all the qualifications. You went to a four-year college.
Jerry: Actually, when I went there, it was just a two-year college.
Leslie Knope: Wow, so you're not even technically qualified to work at your current job.
Jerry: Aw, geez.
April: You're fired. Get out.
Chris: No, no, you're not fired, but we're definitely going to have to lower your salary.
Jerry: Oh, well, fair's fair.