Leslie Knope: This place is a miserable suck hole run by two pot-head losers. It's completely and utterly mismanaged.
Harris: Thanks!
Chris: It does seem to be very poorly run, but we've only been here for two minutes. There may be a method to their madness. There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Brett: Four. There's four ways to skin a cat. Regular blade--
Chris: [screams ) Ow! Ah! What is this?
Harris: Coyote trap, dude.
Chris: Ah! This hurts!
Brett: Yeah, we got, like, a huge vermin problem. I mean, we've been meaning to call somebody about it, but you know, nobody get on the phone.
Leslie Knope: You're the people you would be calling.
Harris: [laughs] That is so trippy.
Chris: Ow! You're fired! You're fired! The whole department is fired. Ow, this hurts! This was one of my running feet!