Quote from Ron Swanson in Animal Control
Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? Ron Swanson: One. Ann: That's it, one drink? Ron Swanson: One shelf. Ann: Do you exercise? Ron Swanson: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking. Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? Ron Swanson: I have an uncle who does yoga. Ann: Allergies? Ron Swanson: Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts. Ann: Sexual history. Ron Swanson: Epic and private. Ann: Okay. I'm gonna go get your doctor. He's a rude, brash jerk. You'll love him.