Quote from Andy in Partridge
Paul: And what exactly did you witness? Andy: Defendant, alias Ron Swanson, alias my boss, used appropriate force to prevent further damage to the wedding of Leslie Knope, alias my other boss. Paul: You sound as if you have a special interest in law enforcement. Andy: Yes, sir. In fact, at the time, I was trying to become a police officer but was deemed unfit for the force. Paul: And what happened? Andy: Don't know. Well, I pooched the brain exam. Just to be safe, I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. Next witness, your honor.