Kim Terlando: It's nice to be here among all of these excellent journalists. And also the people that work with me over at the Pawnee Sun. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Damn it. That was my opener. Now I love working at the Sun, okay? And I know you all think it's just a useless tabloid, but it's not. It is great. For housebreaking puppies. [laughter, ohs]
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Those are my jokes. She's stealing my jokes.
Kim Terlando: Some people say that the Sun has a problem with the truth. There's no problem, we just ignore it.
Jerry: [laughs]
Leslie Knope: Jerry, stop laughing. Those are stolen jokes! Totally dead. What am I gonna do? [can top pops] Oh! I just opened up a can of "whoop ass" on myself!