Quote from Leslie Knope in Correspondents' Lunch
Martin Housely: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Pawnee Correspondents' Lunch, where politicians and the media make fun of each other. But, if you ask me, we should be making fun of the food. [as Nixon] "I am not the cook." [laughter] Leslie Knope: Oh, well, well, well. If it isn't Kim Terlando from the Pawnee Sun. Do you happen to have a can opener? 'Cause I'm about to open this on you. Kim Terlando: Did you make that can of "whoop ass" for this exact moment? Leslie Knope: Yeah, I came prepared. Kim Terlando: I'd expect nothing less. Good luck with your speech. Leslie Knope: Uh, my speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a Surgeon General's warning because it's so harmful to your health. Oh, look, it has one. [scoffs] That's how ready I am.