Jerry: Uh, you know, I am actually ordained. I could do the wedding.
Tom: That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
Jerry: Yeah, you're right, okay.
Tom: Wait! What if you do the ceremony, but you don't have any stupid ideas of your own, and you just say the stuff that I came up with?
Jerry: Anything to help Leslie.
Tom: Perfect. Now shut up and start memorizing. We open with Will Smith's monologue from the modern cinematic classic... Hitch.