Officer Killnose: So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer. Just to make sure the machine is working, is your name Andy?
Andy: I don't know how to answer that.
Officer Killnose: A simple "yes" or "no."
Andy: Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think, so... No? Wait. Yes.
Officer Killnose: Let's move on. Scenario: a high-school-aged child asks to hold your service revolver. What do you do?
Andy: Yes, I give it to him. When I was a kid, I always wanted to hold a cop's gun. To make that dream come true for another kid... Well, that's what being a cop is all about.
Officer Killnose: Scenario: you pull a car over for speeding, you find out that it's your father. How do you handle the situation?
Andy: Ooh. Well, first, I would be like, "Dad... You're alive? What the hell? Also, do you know where my catcher's mitt is?"