Quote from Joan Callamezzo in Emergency Response
Ron Swanson: Hello. I'm here for the interview about tonight's gala. Joan Callamezzo: Yeah, listen, I'm a little under the weather. I went on a booze cruise last week. It just finished up an hour ago. On a completely unrelated note, I have horrible allergies. Ron Swanson: I'm sorry to hear that. Joan Callamezzo: Yeah. Ron Swanson: But I do need to promote this event. Joan Callamezzo: Don't worry about me. I'm a true professional. The show must go on. Director: In five, four, three, two... Joan Callamezzo: Hello. I'm Joan Callamezzo. Today's show will not go on.