Quote from Chris in Emergency Response
Chris: Okay, casualty update. Only four dead, two of whom were already gravely ill and brothers. That family took a terrible hit. Leslie Knope: Well, that's great news. Leonard Tchulm: Not so fast. I regret to inform you that someone in this room has begun exhibiting symptoms, Christopher Traeger. Leslie Knope: What? [aside to camera:] Chris: A few months ago, the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening towards Bummerville, but now I am infected with a killer virus, and I feel fine. Therapy!