Ann: Where'd you go to school again?
The Douche: Northwestern. I studied semiotics. Wrote a thesis on narrative forms in the digital world.
Leslie Knope: Then you became a morning shock-jock and created the sport "taint ball"?
The Douche: Yeah. You know, the Douche persona is something I came up with during college. It started as satire, and, you know, we snowballed to where we are today. I mean, I know it's a silly thing to do, but it pays the bills.
Leslie Knope: Well, I think, you probably need to get back to the studio, play some fart jokes, make fun of some immigrants.
The Douche: Actually, a farting immigrant segment would be really funny. Ay dios... [blows raspberry, laughs] Good looking out, Leslie. You guys ever want to do this again, sans clothing, give me a shout.
Leslie Knope: Gross.
The Douche: That was the Douche talking. Honestly, good luck on this project. It sounds really interesting. I'm gonna scan a quick pic of them boobies for a little deposit in "El banco de spanko." That was the Douche talking. Douche nation.