April: Ugh. This suit makes me want to scold a Catholic child. I don't know who Ann Taylor is, but I hate her and I want to kill her.
[aside to camera:]
April: I have to lead a public forum for the Pawnee Commons every day this week, and I hate talking to people. So, to get through it, I figured I'm just gonna basically try to imitate Leslie.
[montage:]
April: She still wears this.
April: She had the patch sewn in. You can't remove it.
April: What's in the pocket, you ask? A ticket stub from a Fleetwood Mac concert in 1995, and... [a Sweetums flavored condom]