Quote from Ann in Ann's Decision
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you. JJ: What can I get you, Ann? I will have oatmeal and berries. And I will have catfish and grits, with pumpernickel toast. Ron Swanson: Explain. Ann: Well, instead of getting swept up in my boyfriends' personalities, I am dating myself and trying new things. So every time I go out to eat, I order one thing that's typical me and then something that I would never order. Leslie Knope: Now I have two best friends, Ann and Ann. Each one more beautiful than the other. Ann: Oh, I also have been documenting all the new things I'm trying on my blog. Check this out. I went skydiving. [screaming on video] Ben: Which Ann is screaming like a maniac? Oatmeal Ann or catfish Ann? Ann: I'm not sure, because I instantly blacked out from extreme terror.