Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I'm gonna have to start writing this up soon. Kinda sucks. I thought maybe we'd be done in time to grab a drink.
Chris: Oh!
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Have you been to Bistro d'Amour? It's really romantic. Yeah, it was just gonna be you and me, my sister, a few people from work, and my ex-boyfriend.
Chris: [laughs] That's really confusing. I have a request. Could you please make sure that my involvement in this stays off the record? I wouldn't want anyone thinking that you're biased because we're something.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: You don't have to worry about that. I'm gonna include a disclaimer describing the nature of our relationship.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our status. Why did I have to fall for somebody from the old media?