Ron Swanson: Anyway, I have the girls again today, and they're asking to play with you.
Ann: Really? I thought they hated me.
Ron Swanson: No, the opposite. I don't know what you did to 'em, but it worked like gangbusters.
Ann: Or they do hate me, and you're just desperate and tired.
Ron Swanson: Either way, can you help me? I'm out of activities, and they're playing with my land mine.