Quote from Ron Swanson in Two Parties
Tom: Whoa, that's a pretty stiff cloud. Bartender: Who ordered the Scotch? Ron Swanson: Right here. Bartender: Hold out your hands, please. Ron Swanson: What's happening? Tom: Oh, this is a sort of play on Scotch. It's a whiskey-infused lotion. Ron Swanson: Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind?