Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane
Ron Swanson: I have to confess, I'm very honored by this nomination. Leslie Knope: Right? Ron Swanson: This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event. Leslie Knope: Oh, my God, I love events! I can't wait to go tonight. Ron Swanson: Why are you going? Leslie Knope: As your self-appointed emotional guardian, it is my duty to love and support you. Plus, you know, this is a big deal. You shouldn't be there alone. Ron Swanson: That's correct. I'm bringing Diane. Things are going very well with us. Leslie Knope: Even better. I am very excited to meet Diane. Ron Swanson: You're not taking "no" for an answer, are you? Leslie Knope: Oh, I forgot to sing you my merry Congratu-Christmas carol. [sings] Jingle bells, jingle yay, jingle good for you Ron Swanson: Get out. Leslie Knope: Yup.