Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron and Diane
Leslie Knope: Excuse me, one man's "worst nightmare" is every other man's "total package." But the point is, I don't think it's about dating. I kind of see where Diane is coming from. We are close friends, and I'm very involved in your life. Ron Swanson: I wouldn't say we're close. Leslie Knope: By Swanson standards, we're close. I know when your birthday is. Ron Swanson: So does Baskin-Robbins. Leslie Knope: I know that you secretly love artichokes and plums. Ron Swanson: Keep your voice down, woman!