Tom: Welcome to the new new Rent-A-Swag now with 30% more swag. I used the money you guys gave me to add a little flair, and I took everything I own in my house and brought it here, except for my bed. I basically live here now.
Ron Swanson: I hate all of this, which probably means it's good for your business.
Chris: Ron, my woodworking project, it's for displaying shoes!
Ron Swanson: Yes. That was always the plan.
Tom: All right, Rent-A-Swag team, I have one more little surprise for you--pizza party! Part Two.
Ann: Oh, wow! Two pizzas. And toppings!
Tom: Only on half. I'm not Zuckerberg. Eat up, chumps.